❝ Up for a little talk?
[ …No, it’ll be short, I promise.]
i'll deceive you !
…Prepare yourself,「Cαrαмєℓ」
{ K } ➤ In two minutes, an hour would be up.
An hour well-spent or another hour utterly wasted…? Screw finding the answer; it was too much work to set definitions to everything. Lowering the binoculars did skew his vision slightly. Blinkblink. He kind of missed the power of seeing everything magnified. There was not much of interest to see with the scratched lens; a hot girl or two might raise an eyebrow, but not much else intrigued him. Just another boring hour of playing security.
Security… Ahaha, he had forgotten that there was a purpose to what he was doing.
"Oiiii–! Danchou, got any job for me?“
{ You’re annoying. Just stand guard outside or something. }
How uncool. But he had agreed after getting in a tease or two – it was necessary to get the last word when it came to Kido – and was left standing outside with no particular time-frame or objective. Pfft… But her fist in his face would be far worse than waiting outside…
“Huh?” The binoculars were up again. Wait… There was one girl out there who seemed to get bigger and bigger… Oh God, was she approaching?!
ABORT ABORT ABORT –

– He’s been found out!!
Or was he…? Maybe she was just coincidentally passing by? That could always be the case. And he could quickly make it look as if the binoculars had never existed. That he was just a normal pure boy with zero trace of perversion witnessing the glory of the land before him. A…ha…ha… That was funny.
Oh. She was here. Wow, would Kido be jealous if he brought this cute brunette into the Mekakushi Dan as member number whatever? Pssh… But he could never. It was fun to toy with her, but he new limits. Besides, despite the constant flirting with strangers, he really only had one love. Haha… Still lame. He should really strike conversation now before he turns even lamer? Goodbye binoculars–!

“Yo, uh… Who exactly are you?”